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It does not steal weather. It merely relocates the exciting parts to somewhere less insured.

It is not changing color. Reality is changing its mind nearby.

It has discovered office hours. This may be the most dangerous development yet.

It can untangle a communications knot in seconds and a committee in approximately never.

It remembers everything except where it left the metaphorical keys.

It is attracted to navigation lights. CRTCA has paperwork about this.

It has no engine and still judges your fuel economy.

The Spore Keeper insists it is not allowed to sleep on official charts. Nobody has successfully explained this to it.

It eats static. Nobody has told the electricians because they have finally stopped asking questions.

It watches the walls so you do not have to. This is comforting until you remember the walls are also watching.